31 Teacher Memes for Educators Skipping Class More Than Their Students

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    When you're teaching a lesson, and the same student interrupts you for the fifth time.
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    A large part of being a teacher is staring at the kids like this until they start acting better
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    Me everyday 13:00 14:00 22:00 06:00 04:00 01:00 18:00 10:00 07:00 20:00 09:00 15:00 05:00 17:00 21:00 03:00 16:00 08:00 12:00 19:00 11:00 00:00 23:00 02:00
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    ME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO EAT FOR DINNER AFTER MAKING 1.204,389 DECISIONS AT SCHOOL
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    who cares @DianaG2772 Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report
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    Tom Savagar @TomSavagar A thing I've started doing with my class is giving them a 'secret mission', where they have to do something and if another staff member tells me about it the whole class moves up my rewards chart. Last week was holding doors for people, this week is asking people about their day. L
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    When a parent tells me that their child is an angel: *whispers* So was Lucifer.
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    > Kaitlyn Greenidge @surlybassey My husband is in his first year of teaching elementary school math. Every night he comes home, takes a long swig of soda water, stares into the middle distance and says, "The amount of cuteness I see on a daily basis...you just can't fathom it, Kaitlyn"
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    When your classroom is a revolving door of interruptions and you're just trying to make it through your lesson @honestteachervibes
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    Doctor Teacher police man Engineer Business Man Teacher
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    "Why isn't there any sound?" "Make it full screen" Teacher with a masters degree 3rd grade student
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    TEACHERS: DON'T TAKE A STUDENTS PHONE. JUST ENTER THE PASSCODE WRONG UNTIL IT LOCKS THE PHONE OUT FOR 8 HOURS abby gator Modern problems require modern solutions
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    Stop saying, "They didn't teach us that in school." Yes they did. You were talking.
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    When someone asks me if I wanna go get coffee: Every day. All day. Anywhere. Anytime.
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    Show me something only educators will understand. Me:
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    Substitute: "This is the assignment your teacher left you." Student trying to get out of doing the work: "We already did this." Substitute: It ought to be easy for you then.
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    "yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha" TVO kids
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    Teacher's Teacher's VS. effort salary
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    Do you ever look at your management team at work and just think to yourself @officialworkmemes And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
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    When you check your inbox at work after the holidays.. @officialworkmemes WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
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    Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    PolterGyver @TheAndrewNadeau Millennials, quit whining. I paid off $150,000 in student loans and own a $400,000 home, because I SAVE. It's not that hard. I -Make coffee at home -Bus instead of Uber -Shop sales -Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house because I'm daddy's special boy -Got Hulu with ads
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    FOX FOX59 News 59 @FOX59 No more snow days: School district replaces wintry days off with online classes t @riquetheruler_ SCHOOLBIS STOP We got out of school at the right time
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    sunflower @spinubzilla in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it's me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.
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    Teachers trying to change up the seating arrangement without making things worse Y-axis q-a(1-e) M-n(t-T)-Mani FA-EA M-E-esin E P-a(1-e) --- bea(i-e X-rasv-AE c-ae CF-CEY-rsinv 4 h-kha* T-k(t-t) --- M=Van/k É -√rva r²v- ry=(xer)p Y=(cos veP rs=(-es) 5=x+y=²²=(1+ze cos ve/p Fr=xux+ xy= exp = √ua E PY EAST SAEQUATOR SIN E X₁ =X-WY, -2wY-wx₂ w=4 = 5²=4(7-4) === sp²+r²-2p'r coex = X + cos - Y₂ sin G Y = X sin+ Y code. = Xcos + sin & = -xx sin + cos WY w X -X+wy - WX
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    Elementary teachers High school teachers
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    *Thoroughly explains everything, also has directions online and on the board. Me: Any questions? *No one raises hand. *Student 2 minutes later: I understand nothing.
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    BLEE TRACKS CHLN Me trying to make copies 3 minutes before 1st period That one teacher making 500 copies of something they need next Thursday.
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    Principal before observation: "Don't worry, the kids won't even know I'm there." Principal during observation: VIESO
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    Me: *in the middle of teaching my lesson* Student: *frantically raises hand* Me: Yes? Student: I like your socks
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    John Paul @IAm JohnPaulAF Someone said "30 years ago", and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1994, and now I need to lie down.

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